Thursday, March 10, 2005

My Top Ten Dan Rather Quotes

My Top Ten Dan Rather Quotes

10. What I say or do here won't matter much, nor should it 

9.  Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow

8.  Don't bet the trailer money yet

7.  An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger

6.  This race is as tight as the rusted lug nuts on a '55 Ford

5.  This race is tight like a too-small bathing suit on a too-long ride home from the beach

4.  If you try to read the tea leaves before the cup is done you can get yourself burned

3.  This race is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O

2.  This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex

1.  This situation in Ohio would give an aspirin a headache

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